Pour the Cap’n Crunch into a Ziploc bag, seal it up tight, and crush it with a rolling pin. You want small pieces, but not dust, think crumbly with a little crunch left.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the eggs, heavy cream, vanilla, sugar, and cinnamon.
Set up two shallow bowls: one with your egg mixture and one with the crushed cereal.
Take a slice of Texas Toast, dip it in the egg mixture (make sure it’s fully coated), then press it gently into the crushed cereal. Get both sides nice and covered.
Heat 2 tablespoons of butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Once melted and bubbly, cook your toast slices for about 6-8 minutes total, flipping halfway. You want them golden brown and crispy on the outside, but still soft in the middle.
Add your favorite toppings, syrup, berries, a scoop of vanilla ice cream (yes, ice cream for breakfast), or even a drizzle of peanut butter. There are no rules here!